Super Bowl Homeboy

I’m not worthy.

I’m not worthy.

I’M NOT WORTHY

I would take it out of its case to play with it more than twice a week for five minutes. Conversely, if I had a G.I. Matt Guerrier action figure, it might stay in my toy chest underneath some broke ass Hamburgler I got with my Happy Meal. Though that’s not to say I wouldn’t bust out G.I. Guerrier when the situation was appropriate. What do you think?

PS - The official SBHB Twins bonesaw has been flattened for the afternoon. Let’s go Blue Jays.

UPDATE: This G.I. Joe would be much more hilarious if they’d have changed it to G.I. Jose. (Hat tip: Sean.)

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…A bonesaw down to my knee