Archive for April, 2009

Apr 22 2009

Spaghetti Bake

Published by matt under Minnesota, Twins

I suppose it is a bit greedy to ask for four straight wins, but I have to express my supreme disappointment with the first six frames of today’s balls of bases contest.

Here I was all set to pen a euphoric lunchtime picnic set in the e-crastination of MLBTV and wordpress — happily content to the only brightspot of an otherwise rainy day taken up by boring work and an inevitably sucky trip to the gym (necessary to the sustainability of my diet, which consists mostly of chicken fingers and ketel one).

Scott BakerBut then Scott “Spaghetti” Baker and the Minnesota Wet Noodles took all of about eleven minutes to get me to minimize my HD browser in favor of the satisfaction of finishing my TPX report.

Don’t take my negative vibes as being down on the Twins for the season, but why is it that whenever I do manage to inflate up my excitement over something  (the faux-double-header), the Minnesota brain trust finds a way to quash it out of excitement as quickly as possible? I should probably manage expectations more appropriately.

While I’m being a downer, here’s an exchange from a great film, The Last Picture Show, that reminded me of Honky Tonk Chilly when I watched it the other night:

Sam: You see? This is what I get for bettin’ on my own home town ballteam. I ought’a have better sense.

Abilene: Wouldn’t hurt to have a better home town.

I love Minneapolis. But Chilly, sometimes you make me hate it — just like the spaghettwins of april 09.

But, hey. At least we’ve always got fine dining just up the road…

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Apr 16 2009

Hot to cold

Published by matt under Entertainment, Minnesota

Everyone’s favorite SBHB weekly feature is back…for the first time.

Rank the following things from best to worst:

 

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Apr 09 2009

Some Things Just Don’t Make Sense

Published by matt under Twins

well im drownin,
in ur ocean.
its much cooler.
slow motion.

-Chad Kroeger,  “Slow Motion”

Seattle shuts out the greatest baseball team of the millennium? Sometimes you can’t explain things. Right, Chad?

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