Dec 21 2008
Liveblogging: Falcons vs. Vikings
Check this space frequently for updated thoughts on today’s game.
3:41 p.m.
Visanthe “The Elephant Man” Shiancoe jumps into the end zone for a TOUCHDOWWWWNNN!!!
3:41 p.m. - Bernard Berrian stabs me in the stomach as he drops a punt due to his mind being preoccupied by newsstands across America…. Can you blame him?
3:53 p.m. Touchdown scored by Falcons on a weak shuffle pass…
3:56 p.m. - If I don’t rip another shot of Jack Daniels by 4:15, we are losing this football game and going to 9-6. It would help if we would unmute the television and turn off Michael Stipe’s suicidal pains…
3:58 p.m. - Brian Billick doesn’t feel any energy in the thunderdome, but who is the lucky lady meant to be the recipient of Billick’s sexy vested staredown coming off the TV timeout? It very well could be Dick Stockton’s soon to be ex-wife. I’m not sayin. I’m just sayin…
4:04 p.m: Ugh.
